Sharkshitter

ftmt4t blogs be like "horny weed and tshot and older dude and physicality" and i be like hell yeah every single time

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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Steve gets high and turns into the human embodiment of a big dog that thinks it's small.

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid