worst burgers this side of town

there's powerful faggotry on this blog, traveler. far too strong for you.

the folds in my brain are full of cum due to my cumbrain disease

blow in my cock tube and inflate my piss balloon

both of my ballsacks are as smooth as my brain

one can dream of a world where fascist pigs are given the highest honor of their lives by fertilizing the gardens with no headstones

piss in my piss

i actually cum very tiny shrimp with legs and sometimes cesium ions

nipples on breasts are pretty hot but breasts on nipples are also hot too

heavy are the balls that cum the jizz

what if u sturck ur finger in a pee hole right before the cum and the dick explodes like a looney tunes and cum shoot out the butthole

i hope scumta claus cums in my chimeny with is christmas cum and maychance he pegrants my fireplace with the cum of chrismas spirt and i wake up and the critsmas tree has the chrisnas prodigy of the scumta claus cum

heart throb? no, ball throb

horse cock doubles as a dildo and a fuckhole

microbiome in the pussy? you growin moss or some shit?