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Gonna have to stop licking doorhandles for a while :/

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Miss her </3

#love #ldr #long distance problems #long distance dating #coronavirus #covidー19 #covid 19 #:/#aesthetic

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Alfredo sauce but it’s frogs

#frog #theimposterissus #:j #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#frogposting #esoteric #forg #frege #frogs #frög

Driving around, one hand on the wheel, the other on my driving instructors thigh

#justgirlythings #jdm #car #carsofinstagram #jej #monky #sex #drugs #rockandroll

What if load was a non-Newtonian fluid

#ironic #load #cornstarch #science #frog #i just cumemd

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I am every single bug in the world at the same time

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Like that electron thing

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I am every single bug in the world at the same time

I am bug man

#meme #me #truth #bug

Sad true story

Girl: date me

Boy: 1994

Girl: oh :(

*girl kills her self because sad*

*fast forward 1000 years*

*boy digs up girl because he was actually archaeologist*

Likeif this made you cry :,(

#sad story #girl #boy #story #sad #trigger warning #:(#:((#love #love story #boy meets girl #archeology #meme #ironic #xD #xDDDDDDD #whew #swoos #jej

I think I have a hummus addiction

#i legit eat a full tub of hummus per sitting #foo #food #hummus #binge eating #snacks #idk #whew lads #yummy #scrummy

Coldplay don’t deserve the bad rap

#not so hot take #not so #hot take #coldplay #oldplay #mood #vibe

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It’s weird being a socially confident introvert

#(I’ve been trying to figure out how to convey what I’m getting at but have failed also uh this blog might become a bit more of a personal)#introvert #ive always been really quiet and stuff because epic teenage anxiety but now not much #people still tire me out though #although its weird #intimate 1-1 stuff is far more tiring #although that does make sense #idk #been thinking

Gonna have to stop licking doorhandles for a while :/

#coronavirus #covid 19 #covidー19 #:/

*on the phone*

“Uhm, yes, it’s a mental health day you see....Alright, I’ll be in tomorrow...-thank you”

*hangs up and turns to the campfire-lit faces staring up at me longingly*

“We’re back on, fellas”

*we recommence drumming on driftwood logs with stones and clubs, our rhythms and grunts combining in the air - forming a thunderous roar of emotion*

#aesthetic #grunge #art #roleplay #neanderthal #caveman #grug #grugette #therapeutic #mental health #mood #vibe

It’s time to address the bruh moment in the room

#bruh #bruh moment #elephant #meme #XDDDDDDDD #tags

Hot take:

Megalovania is just the chiptune remix of E1M1

#doom #undertale #hot take #meme #vibe#megalovania

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Sexy roleplay idea: I’m a plague doctor and you’re my patient - I apply leeches to you ;)

#roleplay #ironic #plague doctor #plague #vibe #what if we vibed #date idea #just vibin #meme

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now introducing:

unpredictive text

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#surreal memes #its gooood #ironic #funny

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