All non-La/Orlando 5ers:

Well, well, well…if it isn’t the Disney Dudez at Disney. Very clever.

Will Jay–Why exactly did you pair your basketball shorts with a beanie? I feel like it’s either one or the other. You can’t get the best of both worlds in this case. (I crack myself up.)

Dalton–After Niall, your bitch face comes in second. (That’s an honor–treat it like one.) You look less than thrilled to be there. Just like I was less than thrilled to see that huge-ass chain hanging from your jorts. God dammit. We have told you multiple times to remove those chains from your wardrobe. You’re at Disney for Justin’s sake. I’m surprised they even let you wear chains at Disney. (They could be useful for getting to the front of the line quickly, though.) In any case…

Gabe–Well, don’t you look festive. There is something kind of concerning about seeing Mickey Mouse upside-down, though. Like maybe if I slaughtered a goat or small child before upside-down Mickey, Bugs Bunny would appear in a haze of carrots and fire. When Satanic Bugs Bunny shows up, make sure he takes those awful jorts with him.

Dana–I can’t figure out if you’re wearing shorts or pants meant for preschoolers. The length is very confusing to me. As is the rest of your outfit. That is like the quintessential teenaged-boy uniform. Congrats, you look basic as hell.

Cole–Your outfit is really confusing. The top says “ready to injure myself while doing a keg stand” and the bottom says “it’s dad’s weekend and he’s bringing my grandma.” You’re sending me mixed messages, Cole. Are you doing keg stands with your grandma? This is just me, but that doesn’t seem safe. Also, when your grandma asks you where you got your capris, don’t tell her that you just cut up your old private school uniform. Finally, it looks like Walt Disney is growing out of your head like some overly-creative Groot.

They didn’t, they body-rolled across the street

Hello there~

I thought in the spirit of the holidays (and cause I thought it would be fun) that I would do a Shiny Pokemon giveaway! Wheeeee

 *Notes that some have nicknames, make sure you are okay with that*

Rules:

You don’t have to be following me but hey, I think I’m nice. So why not? ;D

Reblogs only, but please don’t spam your lovely followers!

No giveaway blogs please!

Have your ask box open in case you are chosen so that I can contact you.

If you don’t reply within 24 hours of me contacting you, I will re-choose.

I will choose 8 winners and let them pick in the order I chose them in!

Questions? Hmu in my ask :P

I will be cutting off the contest on December 20th or if for some reason this post gets, like, 400 notes. (: