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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
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MISSISSIPPI โข MOONSHINE
part one โข annie x fem oc
summary: sugaโ sees annie at a local juke in town and comes to talk to her, havinโ been pining after her for quite a while. annie had been turning down sugaโs advances until she finally gave in.
cw: alcohol, use of the nword (iโm black yโall)
a/n: first time writing anything on tumblr. iโm usually over on wattpad churning out taraji x fantasia, but i needed to see some love for annie. (also iโm from mississippi so sinners hit home for me :3)
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Annie had a long day of filling orders, conjuring spirits, and settling unruly souls, hoping that her day could wind down with a little tune drifting through the horn of her phonograph and a glass of cherry wine she made from last years spring harvest. Her dreams were soon to leave as Mary dragged her out of her home, touting how she should get outโโlive a little.โ
Life has been stagnant since Smoke had ran off with his brother. She worked. Tended to her home. Sought after her garden and the few chickens she had running โround the yard. But things were stagnant.
Predictable.
Unfun.
โCome on, girl,โ Mary shouted, rummaging through Annieโs armoire to find that little black dress every woman kept away for a special occasion. โWe gonโ get you some tonight!โ
โGet me some from where,โ Annie huffed, throwing her body against the cushion of her bed. Her head cocked to the side as Mary quickly moved on to a jewelry box Annie had been passed down from her grandmother.
โCharlieโs juke sโposed to be hot tonight,โ Mary sing-songed. She swayed dreamily in her silk white dress.
โCharlie patrons ainโt nothing but grimy men that donโ been in the fields all day,โ she rolled her eyes.
โGirl, put this on,โ Mary demanded by throwing the black dress Annieโs way. It was simple. A plunging neckline. Slit up the left side to show off her thick thighs. โI heard yoโ woman gonna be there.โ Mary knew what she was doing by teasing Annie.
She chuckled, earning a look of reproach from the other woman.
โSugaโ is not my woman.โ
Annie dressed, slightly more willing to now. Sugaโ had been trying to get under her skin for a long while now. Bringing Annie small gifts and treats. Offering to fix up things around her liโl shack.
Sugaโ was sweet on her.
But Annie couldnโt make up her mind โbout what she wanted. Her body craved connection, but she was fearful of giving in to someone again.
Smoke had done a number on her heart somethinโ fierce.
โSugaโ want to be your woman,โ Mary laughs, helping Annie adjust the straps of her dress as she put on her jewelry. โI think you should let her be.โ
A knowing silence settled over the pair, full of a hundred memories and long-lived pasts. They stared ahead in Annieโs vanity mirror, understanding each more than anyone else could.
โThem SmokeStack Twinsโll make it hard for you to see any worth in anyone else,โ Mary started, โmake it hard for you to see any worth in yourself.โ
Mary moved away, and Annie nervously fiddled with the necklace around her neck.
โLetโs just have fun tonight, yes?โ Mary encouraged. โNo expectations. No men. No sad thoughts. Just good times, good music, and good moonshine.โ
Maryโs energy livened, and being the infectious person she was, it immediately rubbed off on Annie as a smile shown on her face.
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Annie and Mary walked into Charlieโs jukeโan old run down, one room shack on the edge of an even smaller pond. Blood-sucking mosquitoes swarmed viciously, and the humid Mississippi summer air dampened their skin.
But they strode into that juke like they owned the place.
Annie could feel eyes dancing around her body, greedily taking in her exposed chest and creamy skin.
Not many people had actually attempted to scoop either of them up since the twins left, scared the two would return and hear tales of them fornicating with their women. But that didnโt stop menโs eyes from roaming and minds from dreaming about sex-filled nights under moonlight theyโd never get to have.
Sugaโ never seemed scared or threatened by the possibility of Smoke returning. She was a strong woman. A capable woman. A woman who knew what she wanted.
Annie.
From the moment the two had walked in, Sugaโ gawked at the dress that clung to Annieโs form.
She had only seen the woman in more day-wear clothes and the occasional night gown when Sugaโ would stop by late to bring Annie the collards, dandelion root, or delta clay she had gotten when out in the fields that day.
The black dress was a welcomed change from what she knew Annie as, but she adored the woman in all her forms.
โYou gonโ play or not nigga,โ Charlie shouted, pulling Sugaโ from her reverie and back to the card game happening in front of her. She sat amongst a rounded table of menโthe only woman there and taking every liโl bit of their money.
Seeing Annie convinced Sugaโ that she had a lucky charm, betting everything she had won so far on that last round of the card game.
โYou a plum fool if you think you finna get all that money back,โ the table laughed at her, but she just sat back, drinking Annie in as she watched her dance to the slow blues playing.
โI know what doinโ,โ she assured them with a challenging gaze. They each went around the table showing their cards one after the other. Disappointment washing over them. When it got to her, Sugaโ flushed out her hand, laughing loudly when saddened and angry looks settled on the faces of the men around her.
Sugaโ stood up, politely collected her winnings and turned towards the dance floor, attempting to find the woman that consumed her thoughts day and night.
โYouโre lookinโ mighty pretty tโnight, Honey,โ Sugaโ purred into Annieโs ear as she stood behind her. Annie had been talking to a group of her friends, but when she heard that affectionate pet name and smooth sounding voice, her breath hitched and speech stopped.
Her friends laughedโMary loudest of allโand they each greeted Sugaโ with batted eyelashes and waving fingertips.
Sugaโ was quick to return a kind nod before shifting her attention back to the woman before her.
Annie turned around, head tilting to look Sugaโ in the eyes. But as she did, her nerves overtook her, causing her to face her eyes to the side before looking back again.
A smirk played at the corner of Sugaโs lips.
Annie wore one that matched.
โYou clean up pretty well yaโself, Sugโ,โ Annie announced. โDidnโt think too much of you with them dirt-covered hands and clothes.โ
Annie knew she was lying. She loved knowing Sugaโ worked hard. That she knew her way around the outdoors.
โOh, quit playinโ, woman,โ Sugaโ laughed, placing a warm hand on Annieโs hip, leaning into her ear with heavy breath. โYou and I both know you canโt keep yoโ eyes off me. Even when Iโm mud-covered.โ
Warmth made its way to Annieโs cheeks and she just hoped that Sugaโ wonโt call out the way her body is reacting to her, but one thing she can always count on is her friends to make a fool of her.
โOop- You got my girl bashful, Sugaโ,โ one of them harped, clapping her hands like sheโs watching a motion picture.
โCan yโall please,โ Annie begged, turning to them with an embarrassed expression.
โFine, fine,โ Mary led the women away, but not before delivering a message Sugaโs way. โMake sure you take care of her, yaโ here?โ
โNo need to worry about that,โ Sugaโ assured, hands still toying with the fabric on the sides of her hips. Eyes gazing longingly into Annieโs eyes. โSheโll be well taken care of.โ
Shivers went down Annieโs spine as she let Sugaโ control the situation. She was never a person to let others speak for or around her, but Sugโ was different.
Sugaโ guided her and Annie to the bar, sitting in quiet as Annie didnโt know what to say and Sugaโ wanted to know how long it would take for the other woman to speak up. They sat on barstools, facing each other with affectionate and wondering eyes.
โYouโre interesting,โ Sugaโ spoke finally, sipping on her glass of moonshine.
Annie snapped her head back a little, eyes wide but mouth still closed. She wanted to ask her what she meant, but she didnโt trust herself enough not to ask her to wreck her body.
In front of her was someone she knew would do so willingly.
With the help of the clear alcohol nestled in her hand, Annie was tingling all over. Body damn near screaming to be taken care of. Every word that poured out of Sugaโs mouth added to her dazed mind. She wanted her, and she didnโt know what to do with herself.
Sugaโ chuckled melodically at Annieโs hushed demeanor and her inner turmoil. She decided to answer the question written all over her face.
โSometimes you challenge me. Say all type โa things. Try to jab at me. Other times, you get real quiet like this. What be goinโ on in that pretty head of yours?โ
Annie didnโt know what to do with Sugaโs assessment of her. Sugaโ made her question herself and her past. Smoke was her first everythingโthe person she thought would save her over and over again. But somewhere along the way, she realized sheโd have to get over that and start saving herself.
With how stagnant her life has been, she ainโt really had the chance to think about life outside of the quiet bubble she formed around her liโl home.
Sugaโ was a new addition to her life after years of running behind a man who knew nothing but creating havoc.
Sugaโ, in contrast to him, was stable.
Sure of herself.
Dependable.
Hard-working.
And while Smoke has been some of those things at one point in time, he had left a sour note in Annieโs mouth.
So to answer her question, half the time Annie couldnโt decipher what was going on in her head, so she just said that out loud.
โI donโt even know,โ Annie spoke quietly, nursing her glass to avoid the other womanโs eyes. โSometimes I think itโs just hard for me to give in.โ
Sugaโ relaxed at her confession, finding understanding there. Of course she knew Annie had a thing for her back. She wouldnโt have pursued her so hard if she thought otherwise, but this was the first time theyโd be having a real conversation.
โI donโt ever wanna make things harder for you,โ Sugaโ began, placing a hand over Annieโs that sat on the top of her thigh. โI just wanna hold you, Honey. Kiss you. Make you feel good. Cook you breakfast in the morning. Bring you things home from work. Run yoโ bath water. Make yoโ life easier. Bit by bit.โ
Annie peered into her eyes to find nothing but honesty there. Tears prickled in her eyes.
โAinโt nobody ever tried to court me as genuinely as you have,โ Annie cheesed, wiping her cheek.
Sugaโ looked at her like she was the only woman in the world.
โI hope you get used to it,โ she smiled brightly, โโcause I ainโt stoppinโ โtil you mine. And even then, Iโm gonโ treat you the way you deserve m.โ
Sugaโs fingers wandered to the edge of Annieโs dress that was rising up on her thighs. Annieโs hands played with the watch and rings the other woman wore. They were in their own little world.
Moonshine on their lips.
Sweet words on their tongues.
Heat building up in the air between them.
Annie watched as a bead of sweat fell down the side of Sugaโs neck, sinking into the soft spot at the bottom of her throat and gliding across her collarbone. It mesmerized the woman as she had never seen anyoneโs body glisten the way Sugaโs did.
As music churned in the background, Annie found herself fighting to reach out and touch that soft spot at the bottom of her throat. But she couldnโt give in.
Sugaโ had the same problem. Not wanting to scandalized the room they were in by placing heavy hands on the woman facing her. But her fingers twitched, attempting to make their way underneath the black fabric.
Annieโs skin was a delicious brown.
The color of coffee on Sunday mornings spent sitting on the front porch.
The color of cool delta clay, putty in Sugaโs hands as she works it diligently.
Their eyes danced about each other, urging the other to give in to the temptation. After a while, Annie finally did so, placing a finger under Sugaโs chin, forcing her eyes up.
Her voice was low.
Smooth.
Practically purring.
โWanna get outta here, Sugโโ Annie asked.
She nudged her head towards the door smirking at the quickening of Sugaโs heart rate.
Sugaโ glanced around the room, a soft smile causing her cheek to dimple.
She leaned over in her stool, grabbing Annieโs hips that were seated in her own stool.
โGo say bye to yoโ peoples,โ Sugaโ demanded, kissing the side of Annieโs neck. That caused the womanโs breathing to stop for just a short second, but Sugaโ picked up on everything that had to do with Annie. She left another kiss on her collarbone. This time a small whine erupted from Annieโs lips, but she couldnโt revel in it long as Sugaโ stood up, helping Annie down from her stool.
โIโll be at the door waitinโ for yaโ,โ she breathed, brushing a hand along the top of Annieโs ass as she went out in search of Mary to say her goodbyes.
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Phantom
(Wanda Maximoff x Black!Mutatnt!Reader)
Summary: Readerโs powers get a bit out of control and sort of instills fear in the others. Some hurtful words are said, hearts are broken. (*Ariana Grande; God is a Woman voice*) YUH!
A/N: please REBLOG, COMMENT, LIKE and request if you want anything specific!! Anyway, ENJOY!!
Word Count: 8.8K (IโM REALLY SORRY AH BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!)
Pairing: Wanda x Black!Female!Reader, Rhodey x Daughter!Reader
WARNINGS: angst, blood, death, surgery, forced experimentation, needles, guns, ANGST AGAIN (I think thatโs it)
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Y/Nโs eyes were phantom white but the veins around her eyes were plague black and crimson red. She snarled at her target and we could tell how afraid he was. Her hair was glowing a blinding silver. We were used to her powers but not like this, this time they had reached their peak. She had a deathly smirk on her lips before speaking, her short fangs becoming visible.
โโฆTry and hurt me again and Iโll make sure I choke you to death on your own blood-โ
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-Wandaโs POV-
This mission had been putting everyone through the ringer, we had to fly all the way to Norway to shut down a facility that created mutants and enhanced beings. I felt myself become exhausted. My fingers burned from generating so much energy to counter the enemies attacks.
I groaned as a bullet grazed my shoulder. We were practically getting ambushed. In this area of the facility it was just me, Natasha and Steve, the others were scattered.
These werenโt just normal bogeys that followed the orders of their leader, no. These were enhanced beings with specific mutations that made it harder for us to fight off.
โY/N, we need you on our end,โ I heard Natasha yell into the com, though she was right beside me, I could barely hear her in person over the gunshots and explosions, โand fast!โ
Y/N hadnโt copied and I worried. She never takes long to reply to a command. Sheโs usually right on top of it.
โRhodes! Do you copy?โ This time it was Steve to yell in the com.
โUh yeah but Iโm a bit caught up on my end with NO back up. So you guys are gonna have to deal without my set of hands for a minuteโ she sassed, I could hear the commotion in the background.
I worried for her being alone in a fight. I knew it was a bad idea for Steve to split us up like this. Not yet has our title proved to be a liability as Steve claimed it would. We worked best together, and weโve proven that time and time again.
โY/N, I need you to stay safe, okay?โ I grunted as one of the mutants kicked me in my guts.
โAlways, my love. You do the sameโ I could practically hear the smirk in her voice.
โHi, hello, Avengers: We took care of the looney bitch. Finish up and letโs roll outโ Tony sounded relieved to finally be done.
While it was a struggle to fight all of the guys off, Natasha, Steve and I finally got the job done.
We began running toward the exit when we heard static in our com and I heard Y/Nโs panicked voice.
โDad, I need your help. Quick!โ Then a high pitched ringing seemed to come through the earpiece, only it wasnโt. The ringing was coming from the building it was darting through the halls.
Without a second thought I ran to Y/Nโs location with Nat and Steve on my tail, seeing her up against a few discombobulated mutantsโฆ must have been the defective batch. I could tell Y/Nโ abilities were about to come into effect, thatโs the only explanation for that high pitched ringing. It happens every time when sheโs about to fall subject to her mutation.
โY/N pull back and letโs get out of hereโ Rhodey flew overhead with Tony and Sam by his side, out of the other entrance came Thor, Bruce, well Hulk, and Peter. Bucky and Clint came from a lower level of the facility.
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