Bianca: Your girlfriend is running a glory hole?
Enid: No! I mean, kind of? It’s nuanced!
Bianca: How the shit do you nuance a goddamn glory hole?
Enid: It’s sort of a social experiment. Wednesday set up two of them.
Bianca: Not an improvement.
Enid: Let me explain. The first stall has a sign that reads Insert to abuse a woman—
Enid: —while the other stall has a sign that reads Insert to NOT abuse a woman.
Bianca: *squints* Okay, I can see how this could be a social experiment. So what happens if someone sticks their groove tube into the first one? Does Wednesday bite it?
Enid: What? EW! No, that’d be disgusting!
Bianca: *eye roll* Okay, so what—
Enid: Compact guillotine.
Bianca: *pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs* Gory Hole. Right. Fine. What-the-fuck-ever.
Bianca: How about the other hole? Do they get rewarded with a blowjob for picking that one?
Enid: Of course not. You don’t reward someone for the bare minimum. But they do get a totally awesome collectible pin that reads Not a dickwad.
Bianca: Hold up. Does this pin get stuck right on their dick?
Bianca: So the participant gets hurt either way?
Enid: Well, yeah. Sticking a body part into some strange hole in the wall is still a dumb move. Seriously, who even does that?
Kent: Yo, Ajax! Check out this sweet pin!
Ajax: Dude! I got one too! Know what this means?
Kent: Bro, it means we’re…
Ajax/Kent: *high-five* PIN TWINSIES!
Ajax/Kent: *happily limp away*
[Inspired by Pray for Me [On Your Knees] by @snoopywritesthings]
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