It'ssssss Cherry!🍒

I need people to look at me and say "i wanna smack her fat thighs so bad"

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

periodically making a point to firmly flag my stance on certain matters rather than firing rent-lowering gunshots because at this point rent-lowering gunshots will get the attention of tumblr users who think they're cops.

i like posting dumb jokes and foxes and yapping about ttrpgs and i love being a furry and thats what i'm here to do but i also want you, yes you, to know that we have to love each other. i'm not spelling it out because if you know you know and if you don't you can just stick around for the ttrpg nonsense.

as much as i want this website to be useless to corporate overlords i also desperately want to love and support girls like me while we're here. this is not a wasteland this is not a crab bucket or a hellhole. we are actively under attack by both swarms of reactionary stalkers and the guy at the top but there's no destination for an exodus, there's no other place like this; this is what we have right now and i wish it were better.

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮ (  Emotionally  ) (     fulfilling     )   (    cock       )     ╰     ͜      ╯                     O                   o                            °      〃∩　∧＿∧     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　          　   ＼/＿＿＿/

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

The haunting spectre

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this