the real tragedy is half of it was true

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

My special interest is hurting you

URGENT: MAN HEARD MOANING WHILE EATING RICE

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

got banned. spread my bunny spores

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*