ChrisVigilante

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

Here it is. The post that started it all.

40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy

ember didn’t come back from the dead for this slander

what do you gotta do to be turned away from two dispensaries

kfjdjfjs I meant they'd run out and weren't accepting recreational customers anymore

ok thats good i was worried you were just... too beyond their own energy for them to cope

Oh I mean this is ABSOLUTELY the case as well

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

what the fucj

Man this was a fucking rollercoaster.