gory bby girl

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Every single author on the list is male of course

I got KO’d after the first the first three words of the first entry

girls who switch between being bratty & disobedient and submissive & embarassed are such a fucking treasure

brat in the streets, still a brat in the sheets

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

my best friend used to think that a fetish was something that when you saw it, it made you really happy, so she told me that she had an old people fetish and I screamed

Mood: I want to be as loved as a blue and red sour worm

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

UGH, YOUNG DEMI MOORE.

I want something slipped into my drink to make me sleepy then to be tucked into bed and cuddled till I pass out. Once I’m asleep, I want my body played with and used, I want it all filmed. When I wake up I want a vibrator held to my clit while I watch the video 💕