Whiskey Uncle

i noticed this thing with a lot of men. they tend to be really generous and kind only to women they’re attracted to. duh, obvious statement to most of you but it’s jarring when you see it first hand and it’s so prevalent and insidious to the point that it feels uncomfortable accepting help from a strange without thinking of the possibility of him having ulterior motives. and it’s disheartening knowing that if you’re in a position needing a man’s help, a lot of times it will depend entirely on whether or not he’s attracted to you. and the problem is that they think this goes both ways. i can show a simple gesture of kindness and a man will take it as me coming on to him. me letting you go in front of me on the checkout line because you have one item, me offering change because you don’t have any, or anything other well-intentioned act of kindness results in a man trying to eventually make a move thinking that it’s mutual. how sad it must be to think that there’s no kindness for the sake of kindness. that all good done in this world is based on sexual impulses instead of the desire to help another human being just how you like to be helped. 

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

thin people be like “i get told to eat a hamburger more often :/” meanwhile i’ve been told to stop eating altogether many times and i know that both points of feeling body shamed are Valid but can we just agree that being told flat out to fucking starve myself is pretty fucking ridiculous compared to being told to eat a cheeseburger. like……let’s get it 100% straight.

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

Do ppl giggle during sex??

If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.