Freshies! : The Vagina Light Chronicles

When a veteran skater leads practice...

Our captain made it back on skates, naturally, we do terribly.

We know we shouldn't but it feels so good to be bad

This is legit how I feel when I watch any other person play derby.

Rule #1: Maybe attempt to pay attention?

They teach you all the skills! But you only use falling techniques…..

Hey! I was gone for a while due to MINIMUM SKILLS TESTING *pls read in ominous voice* which I passed! Hunter S. Stomps'em at your service. Long story short get ready for more comics or whatever as I journey into the world of scrimmaging.

Last practice as recruits. Thanks to all derby coaches but ours especially. ❤ no one has ever made me so scared but yet so determined to succeed at the same time.

Oh I just can’t wait to derbyyyyy!

When you realize you have limited time to be more awesome.

Jamming the Mary Todd way

Plow stops: my friend, my foe

Paperwork, Wazowski!

And the rain swoops in and ruins another day.

Learning how to fly

At least they're having fun. :/

You're distracting me from being awesome