one more day

if it isn't my second favorite captain america, okay i'm just joshing with you, mate, your my first favorite. how are you doing? how's your little girl doing? i bet she's growing like a weed by now, yeah? you should come to london in the near future to see me so we can meet and have a pint or two. i guess i could come to you, but i feel like we'd both be happier in london, yeah? so let me know when you're free! i got to hear all about what's been going on in the world of chris, but also see all the photos of your little one since it's been a while since i've seen her. | @chrisevvns

I was about to be very offended, but thank goodness you redeemed yourself there. I'm doing good, my little girl is doing amazing, she is growing like a weed, you wouldn't even recognize her right now if you saw her she's gotten so big! I'm all for coming to London for a pint, that sounds like a good idea. I'll let you know when I'm free and we'll work something out, and I'll fill you in on my boring life because all I do is work and be a dad, that's it. You'll see so many photos of her by the way, you'll probably get sick of seeing her, that's how many I have on my phone, but I'm showing you them all.

where were you when i was holding dog auditions for man's best friend?? i mean, the one we went with is as professional as it gets — never needed greenier dog treats to schmooze on camera — but then i see your adorable little mix-breed mutt dodger and i'm like… why didn't you pimp him out to me, chris? that face could've vinyls on its own. i'm genuinely offended you were gatekeeping him this whole time. like were you afraid he'd outshine you? because yeah, valid concern, honestly. / @chrisevvns

I didn't even realize you held dog auditions, had I know maybe I would have thrown Dodger into the ring, he probably would have stolen everyone's hearts, that's for sure. Though, he's already a bit of a diva, I'm not sure I should put him into the spot like that and make him more of a diva. Oh, he's outshine me 100% so you're right I'm afraid of that. If he got attention, it would be like Chris Evans who? I heard he might know Dodger Evans or something. We can't have that.