chris and zach aka pinto

That’s a long-ass list Nonnie - but I’ll try! 

(now watch me forget about at least half of the stuff he dislikes)

Baths: ‘Baths get too hot. I don’t really understand them, you are just in the bath sweating – it’s disgusting,’

Mediocrity: ‘Mediocrity scares me. It’s the fear of not being as good as you want to be. If you give over to that fear, it will sabotage you.’

His (literal) ‘big head’: he apparently talked about it on the radio.

Lattes: ‘I think lattes are a crime against espresso.’

Shaving: ‘I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is not fun. I like beards and the ease of them.’

The word ‘should’: ‘I think the most dangerous word in the English language is should. I should have done this. Or I should do that. Should implies responsibility. It connotes demand. Which is just not the case. Life ebbs and flows.’

Fake tan: ‘It’s part of the gig, and having a tan certainly makes you look better, even if it’s gross.’

Modelling: ‘The world of modeling fascinates me to know but is not for me (…) Because with acting at least you have the barrier of lines and words and a character (…) Often times, people are just looking about how fat or skinny [a person is]. I just couldn’t deal with it. I don’t have thick enough skin quite honestly.’

Paparazzi: ‘I certainly despise them with all my soul’. Also: ‘They fucking suck’. Also:

Social media (and the internet, to some extent): ‘No, fuck no. What am I going to tweet about? My sneakers? Or, ‘I have 140,000 friends on Facebook.’ What does that even mean? I find it to be a waste of time. The Internet is so caustic; just a place where people get to spew nonsense and bullshit.’

Russia’s anti-gay law: ‘Clearly awful, archaic, hostile nonsense. I think we should do more than just send gay Olympians there. What’s happening in terms of gay rights or the lack of it is extraordinary and awful.’

Spiders: ‘Not a fan of spiders. I saw the movie Arachnophobia, which was single-handedly rated in the top three worst choices of my life.’

Seeing himself on screen: ‘I look at myself and say, “I can’t believe my head’s that big. Thank God my hair doesn’t look like a bird’s nest.” I am critical of myself like everyone else. You go to a movie theatre and you are forty feet high. I had bad skin as a teenager and I am a shy person, but I think I am in the perfect business to fight my insecurities.’

Socks: honestly too much evidence to list

Shirt buttons: same

His eyebrows (and people messing with them): ‘When I first started out, everyone thought they were too much. In my first job, they dyed them. Then another tried to pluck them, and that looked awful. Now I won’t let them touch my eyebrows.’ Also:

“There are so many things I’m not allowed to tell you. I touch myself, I dream. Wearing your clothes or standing in the shower for over an hour, pretending that this skin is your skin, these hands your hands, these shins, these soapy flanks.”

omg time flies!!! what is the exact start date? i can’t believe another year has passed already!

Pinto de Mayo is celebrated on 5 May, same as Cinco de Mayo, and I presume some v. clever bean coined it due to the propinquity (heh) of the original Pinto love-in in NYC and the Mexican national holiday. So I guess 5 May is Pinto de Mayo (observed). 

CP :

is a versatile bisexual and gives head like a pro 

is into hairy bigger daddy types.

is well-hung, and cut, his cock leaks precum like a garden hose.

fucks guys but has only been in real relationships with women.

 Direct quotes from ‘two’ sources:

“Quinto and Pine without a doubt have fucked multiple times. Quinto wants a full-time relationship but they live far apart and spend too much time filming. They don’t fuck while either one is in a relationship, though. They remain good friends.”