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fuck chatgpt and the ia like go appreciate real artists and writers in the fandom you goddamn weirdos

If I could carry a matsu in my pocket all the time, I'd be Choro and/or Osomatsu. I've actually bought a articulated figures of each of them for that specific purpose.

Body type headcanons! Oso: chubby and very hairy, has a pussy (transmasc) and top surgery scars Kara: basic ass body, not skinny, not fat, not muscular, just in the middle, small dick, hairy Choro: super skinny, visible ribs and all, shaven, small dick Ichi: fat, very hairy, covered in scars, surgically sharpened teeth for the aesthetic, small dick Jyushi: muscular, not like a body-builder but more like a swimmer, covered in scars, hairy, giant monster cock for no reason Todo: thin with big thighs, shaven, femboy, small dick

look at the headcanons for ichi and choro and then to the draw below.

18kara sucks

Every day i wish all of the matsuno brothers were canonically fat . They would not be skinny twinks . Not even Todomatsu

No, not all. Todo is definitely a twink, Choro is probably skinny enouth to fly away when there's strong wind, and Jyushi is canonically fucking ripped

okay something that i noticed is that it's not just choromatsu who acts a little too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 around schoolgirls??? cause in ep 17 season 2, ichimatsu and jyushimatsu act 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 around two schoolgirls in the rain. I get there's context, but like, why don't more people talk about this.

You cook for them, but it's a little burnt. Would they eat anyways?

I'm a choromatsu hater. he annoys the shit out of me. HOWEVER. I think estrogen could fix him. transfem choro...