CHOMP CHOMP

Terezi should be shrugging.

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds

// DESTRUCTION

OH SHIT

“HELL TO THE NO.”

TEREZI: C4N 1 PL34S3 T4K3 C4R3 OF ON3? >:[

:33{ no ships in particular have caught my eye though…purrobably because all my friends are being…‘rude’ right meow.

TEREZI: H3H W3 COULD 3V3N HOLD 4 COURT H34R1NG 1F YOU W4NT >:]

TEREZI: HOW 4R3 YOU MR 4DV3NTUR3R? >:]

Still happen to be looking for vriska? I’m awfully sorry about her and such

THE CRIME(S): Murder, Robbery THE SCENE OF THE CRIME: Suburban Home in Los Angeles, CA THE VICTIM(S):  Couple Bea O'Problem, 23, and Don Keigh, 22. THE WITNESSES: Sarah Nader (Neighbor) THE ACCUSED: Iona Mink (Bea’s Step-Sister) THE MYSTERY: Bea and Don were found dead in their apartment, both stabbed multiple times. No signs of a struggle or a break-in, but the safe in their bedroom was broken open and its contents were stolen. The neighbor heard a racket and called the police. Iona, the step-sister, was actually asleep upstairs the whole time and awoke to find the police in the house. She insists she is innocent and never heard any commotion.