sup I'm g

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

i really struck a chord here didnt i

you're cute and it's tuesday

cia footage of margaritaville

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

“Kill moe I ain’t even gon hol u nobody fucking with us you feel me on everything..on muvas nobody fucking wit us stamp”

i’m crying

Stamp

Stop saying had to do it to him he’s just a boy he doesn’t know what it means

is there anything else? or is your ball just hanging

Eyes up here

Pee in a cup, I mite pee in your butt. my guy I’m small fry I’ll take a pee on my nuts

why did i stop rapping i could have been big