my sister telling me one of the coaches at her school is named shane hollander and my mom goes “oh shane hollander? that’s our neighbor.” ?!

i got my heart stolen from a robber… with some high heels on

magnus is so fuckinng scary guys im sick

have you ever had a krispy kreme

want a sprinkle cone from wienerschnitzel so bad but its not on the menu anymore and theyve got a fucking ai taking your order so i can’t actually even ask if they can still make one

trying to look up lyrics and having to scroll past the fucking google ai talking to me omfg

curating 7 amc+ accounts for 7 free trials for 7 iwtv episodes

planet zoo 2 woahhhh

so many stupid people in the world it gives me the chills