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Hyeongjun: Minhee?

Minhee: Yes?

hyeongjun: you left me in an ikea parking lot like. 2 days ago

Hyeongjun: You STABBED Minhee!!

Minhee: Don’t worry, I’m still in STABle condition!

Eunsang: Without question

Junho: Without remorse

Dongpyo: Without hesitation

Minhee: Without a napkin

Dohyon: Without dipping us in sauce

Minhee: Kill it

Dongpyo: YOU ARE A COLD-HEARTED MONSTER

Dongpyo: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, YOU MURDERER!

Hyeongjun: What’s going on here?

Dongpyo: MINHEE ATE MY MARSHMELLOW SNOWMAN. THE ONE WITH THE SPARKLY HAT AND A FAMILY THAT CARED ABOUT HIM

Hyeongjun, turning to Minhee: You didn’t

Minhee, chewing: What?

Junho: Nice!

Hyeongjun: Put it on me!

Hyeongjun: Bro, you know you’re only supposed to highlight the important parts

Minhee: *Makes a highlighter mark on Hyeongjun’s arm*

Hyeongjun: Why’d you do that, bro?

Minhee: Because you’re important to me, bro

Seungwoo,whispering: Shhh. Hyeongjun is asleep.

Yohan,also whispering: Oh sorry.

Seungwoo,still whispering: What's the matter?

Seungwoo: What?

Dongpyo: I think he’s trying to say that Minhee is drowning

Seungwoo: Oh, okay

Hyeongjun: Why are any of us here, really?

Hyeongjun: I’m Not Ignoring You, I Just Don’t Know What To Say, and sequel by me

Hyeongjun: I do bite my thumb, sir

Junho: Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?

Hyeongjun: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Junho: Do you quarrel, sir?

Hyeongjun: Quarrel, sir? No, sir. If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you

Junho: No better!

Hyeongjun: Well, sir

Junho: DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

Hyeonjun: DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

Junho: DOS THOUS EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURTYARD, WITH HASTE

Wooseok: What the fuck is happening