Lotte ✨

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

the like button is heart shaped because i press it to let you know that i love you

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

LORE UPDATE: sillier

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it