Sex, Drugs & Cocopuffs.

people say "go outside" as a joke but it does help. go walk downtown. go talk to people irl. shoplift from a walgreens with your friends who gives a shit

Instead of banning automated facial recognition, why not just normalize concealing your face in public? Then you’re protected from automated and manual facial recognition.

Fursuits for everyone!

I was thinking permanent worldwide masquerade ball.

Posts that aged poorly

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language