Show daddy that nice picture again

ohhh nooo dont be possessive 👀👀 dont be jealous noo👀👀👀

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

I waited two minutes to like your post to be mysterious

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

tumblr is like the dance floor of a club

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls