Demonic Logic

Enough about girl bosses what about girl losers. Girls who do absolutely nothing.

For the people asking: I know this looks edited but it really isn’t

the internet successfully fooled people into thinking “the original doom source code is so portable it can run on any hardware and software” and not “doom fans are so insanely dedicated to an ancient shooter that they will write a source port to put their game on a a fucking smart fridge”

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

ah…..what a scrumptiously sexy day. time for some well-deserved shut eye *dreams that I’m a rat and my wife is trying to smash me with a mallet*

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

calm down its just a movie