Okay so I recently read a book all about secrets and how it ruins things and I’ve also felt since I’ve read it, people are keeping more secrets from me which is cool but not so much when they discuss them around you but don’t explain anything. So, here are some of my secrets that I’ve thought of recently with some explanations.
- I’m terrified of Ronald McDonald.
- I’m scared of rats because I’m scared they’ll bite my toes off in my sleep.
- I’m not scared of spiders but I’m likely to freak out if one was on me.
- Ive always been terrified of Santa.
- I’m partly scared of loud noises because a lion roared at me once at the zoo when I was like 4.
- I do love my cat but I don’t want her near me because she malts too much.
- I tell people at work I’m really enjoying it when I really want to quit.
- For years I’ve wanted to work as a princess at Disneyland.
- I get clingy (with certain people) and giggly when I’m really tired.
- I look forward to holidays because it means I can wear my comfy pyjama shorts in public and no one cares.
- I almost cried in primary school because someone was getting told off and it scared me.
- I like to flip my quilt over in the summer so I always have the cold side.
- I sometimes drool in my sleep.
- Sometimes I wish I succeeded in becoming anorexic...
I also have a more specific one-
- Mia, Kirah, I hate meeting up in a three. This is down to the fact that if it’s at mine (usually always is), I feel like I need to plan things like what we’re going to do, what we’re going to eat and all this, and tbh when at home you guys eat more than I do and that’s down to the fact you have food in your house whereas I don’t so I usually feel really guilty when we have no food. I also usually feel like a third wheel but I feel that with most people so can’t really help that.
And guys I have some things to apologise for (sort of)-
- I’m not sorry for the time I skipped going to the cinema with you, I had money but not enough to be using it on a film I’d already seen.
- I’m not sorry for basically blanking your singing videos, I don’t find them interesting.
And just a few random things-
- I’m sorry for never holding a conversation with literally anyone, not trying to be a bitch, just don’t like talking to people when I have nothing to talk about.
- I’m not sorry for saying that I have no money when I’m clearly spending it all on holidays. I’m not sorry for this because unlike everybody else, I only get weekends off so when an opportunity comes up to have time off work, I’m going to take it. And tbf I’m working my ass off for this money.
- When I say I have no plans at a weekend, it means I’m spending the weekend in bed with Lewis, likely on the Xbox chilling out. Most of the time it also means I don’t want to make plans, purely because I’m too tired by the end of the week and turn into a moody bitch because I don’t like going outside.
- The last thing I’m not sorry for is anything said in this post. If anybody is offended, tough shit, this is completely honest Chloe and you probably won’t get it again.
I have plenty more secrets but not ones that are to be shared with other people due to the fact that they are not my secrets. If I think of anymore then I will add them. Until then, I have been an open book.
