C H I V A L R O U S

hajime: *throws a volleyball at him* did i fucking stutter? ://///

             &&. questions my desire to come back to this fandom

                      ❝ you’re DEAD then. ❞

     he’s unamused. he’s quite disgusted at the waste of cookie dough. though he’s sure he’s more disgusted over having to deal with this. ❝ JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN COOKIE DOUGH NEXT TIME. ❞

      ❝ maybe you shouldn’t have THREATENED to lick it. ❞    then none of this would have happened along with this captain brawl.

               ❝ oikawa. what the hell are you doing? ❞ he’s already done for the day.

      Chuffs. « Chuckles can’t believe that Chuckles has to compete with a basic Toorude       because everyone knows Chuckles is #2 spot in Hajiman’s heart. » After all, he is        Chuckles: #1 Wingman, 11/10 would recommend, K9 crusader, loyal 5ever, knight of       the round kibble, transcender of time, majestic mascot, and nominated pup pup of        the year. That’s right, Toorude. Chuckles just NAME DROPPED. He’s not going to        give up Hajiman this easily. Toorude will have to pry the spot out of his COLD,        LIFELESS PAWS and by then Hajiman would also blame Toorude for KILLING HIS       BEST FOUR FLUFFY LEGGED FRIEND. 

      Instant scowl is formed. Of all things they’re going to have an argument over. AGAIN.       ❝ Then I’ll eat a lot of sushi to make up for it. ❞ SIMPLE. The end.

       Wait. What.  ❝ If you’re paying for sushi, then I’ll pay for the games. ❞ There. Some form         of compromise, right? 

         Uhm, Makki and Mattsun were good sources of information ( sometimes ).          ❝ I wouldn’t mind sushi. ❞ Sandwiches were too basic according to Makki.