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โwake up [name], you twat.โ
โdo you want a coke or something?โ
โcan i carry your books?โ
"i like that youโre funny Iooking.โ
"oh thank you, youโre so nice.โ
"i think that could have gone a lot worse, donโt you?โ
"weโll miss you, wonโt we?โ
"have you always had that mole?โ
"iโm respecting. believe me, iโm respecting.โ
"you alright? do you want to dance?โ
"do you want me to walk you home?โ
"weโll make ourselves comfy, yeah?โ
โshall i give you head?โ
"iโm gonna get an early night. coming to bed?โ
"iโll give you head - thatโs friendship.โ
โbut what about you? youโve got bigger problems than me.โ
"and iโm really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?โ
"i realised something. iโve been an idiot.โ
"and i was hoping maybe youโd give me another chance?โ
"youโre clever, funny, and โฆ very, very pretty.โ
"so iโll see you around.โ
โ[name], you came! i mean, cool, i mean โฆ i wasnโt sure you would.โ
โdo you think theyโll give us a joint cell?โ
"i donโt want this to be difficult.โ
"did you get beaten up?โ
"i want to speak to you, and i think you want to speak to me.โ
"come on, iโm taking you for breakfast.โ
"happy birthday, mate.โ
"thereโs something i have to get off my chest and if i donโt, iโm afraid everything might just totally go to shit.โ
"come to bed with me. please.โ
"youโre my best friend, but i really donโt know what the fuck youโre on about most of the time.โ
"see? i remembered your favourite.โ
"look, sorry, [name]. but your mum says we gotta take you home.โ
"come out. iโll get you dancing.โ
"do i have to gay you now?โ
"right, i know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, i think weโre ready, so, er, [name] โฆ i want you to move in with me.โ
"letโs talk. fill me in with everything. every little detail.โ
"we can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.โ
"and i fucking love you.โ
"wow! youโve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.โ
"thanks for keeping schtum.โ
"i brought vodka. was that right?โ
"iโll show you how to do a blowjob.โ
"i missed youโฆ i missed you too much.โ
"i think you can do anything.โ
"itโs also nice just being with you, when youโre not being a prick, that is.โ
"i know you, [name]. i know youโre lonely. i think you need someone to want you. well, i do want you. so be brave. and want me back!โ
"canโt we just sit like this โฆ for a bit?โ
"this is a once-only charity event, you understand?โ
"i bought a fucking gateaux.โ
"please. can we start again?โ
"facebook really needs to hear about this.โ
"youโre very stalkable.โ
"i am so proud of you.โ
"donโt you think youโve had enough?โ
"sheโs lovely, isnโt she?โ
"you look nice in that dress.โ
"you are doing so well, sweetheart.โ
"so youโre mental, and iโm useless.โ
"so, what are we doing next, mystery girl?โ
"iโll never forget you.โ
"hi. i got eggs. we can have eggs, yeah? and red bulls and pain au chocolat.โ
"iโd die for you. i love you. i love you so much and itโs killing me.โ
"donโt take any crap this time.โ
"youโve totally got, like, โfuck meโ eyes, girl. totally โfuck me sidewaysโ eyes.โ
"maybe we can go together.โ
"donโt be an ass hat and people will like you more.โ
"iโm trying to understand your way, but you wonโt let me.โ
"youโve got quite a rep, but youโre actually pretty sound.โ
"youโve got to stick it to the man, bruv.โ
"you need to sort yourself out.โ
"remember when we were kids and we used to talk about justโฆ just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?โ
"everything is going to be fine, i promise you.โ
"you may live your life as you want.โ
"weโll do a girlsโ night in.โ
"youโre a shape-shifter of happiness.โ
"itโs not like weโre getting married! it was one dinner!โ
"thank you, my henna-handed honcho.โ
"iโm sorry. i was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.โ
"why arenโt you here?โ
"everythingโs better. here you are again.โ
"iโll dance with you.โ
"whatโs happened to you, [name]?โ
"i didnโt wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.โ
โoh, my god! oh, my god! iโm so glad you came!โ
"i promise. everythingโs going to be alright.โ