Jul 17
What cruel spawn of satan fabricated this design of toothbrush in their mind?
Every time I take it out of my mouth I think the yellow is some sort of insidious grime that has festered between my teeth.
but no, it is simply the worst imaginable colour scheme. Not completely yellow, that would be unrealistic. But the slightest dash of ocher, placed in increments between the white, just about visible through the froth of the toothpaste as it leaves my foodhole, making me think some manner of beast has taken residence in there, oozing it’s ungodly ichor.
to whomever chose this awful design, I will end you.
you sick fuck.
