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@chipamethystofficial
the sun is a deadly lazer
What.
not anymore, there’s a blanket~

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every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox
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DO THE DOOT
I THINK THIS PERSON HAS RETIRED FROM DOOTS
OKAY SO IM GETTING MARRIED SOON. THAT MEANS ITS TIME FIR MY BACHELORETTE PARTY! WHOS IN?
@dragongodmalachite @carnelianofficialtwitter @amethystofficialaccount @opals-official-twitter-account @smoky-official @sugilitesofficialtwitteracc @pinkdiamondsofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @80spearlofficialtwitteraccount @WHO ELSE WANNA PARTY?
Can I join? :o
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Whoa :o Can I have a sword too?

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does any1 here know any good martini recipies th at have crushed gems in them thnx
*She bows awkwardly, yet respectfully* Err… if I may so boldly ask, what do you need martinis for? Either way, I can definitely go find a recipe, if you wish!
i need Martinis so i can gobble them up in one big slorp,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Uh... fair enough! Um... have you ever tried an olive-Garnet martini?
does any1 here know any good martini recipies th at have crushed gems in them thnx
*She bows awkwardly, yet respectfully* Err... if I may so boldly ask, what do you need martinis for? Either way, I can definitely go find a recipe, if you wish!
BP WINS!!!! CONGRATS @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount that was an honest to god ride and now im going to bed PEACE ✌️ @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
@bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount Congrats! <3
hardcore @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
Top 10 Anime Deaths
Sharky and Chip are ride or die, so Sharky kills herself after Eyeball is murdered by Blue Pearl. Leader of Ultra is the only smart person @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
((RIP Chip. she lived a long life full of... not really doing much.))

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Famethyst sticks together, even though Sharky killed Carnelian. Blue Pearl starts seeing shit @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
@sharkethystofficialtwitter Ayyy~
Robonoids are savage and Blue Pearl is rude™ @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
Im fuckin wrecked, so is Yellow Diamond, Opal is defensive over her fire, Eyeball can’t start one, and catfingers meows really loudly. Also, Carnelian is too good a person and Sharky kills her. What happened to the famethyst, y'all? @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
Looks like my fam’s breaking apart ;;
Carnelian wrecks my cousin, Star Butterfly is fuckin scared of giant yellow rock, Kevin Cipher goes insane AND PINK PEARL IS FUCKING SAVAGE @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
Welp, I guess I’m working with a bot now
Yellow Diamond dies from withdrawal ((honestly how, that is the perfect death for drunk yellow)), Catfingers sees smoky quartz flying or something and says “fuck that”, and Blue Pearl somehow frightens an amethyst @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
@bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount >:o

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Its the first night, and Yellow Diamond probably just steps on Carnelian but didn’t kill her, Catfingers, Chip, Blood Diamond discuss their probable deaths, and Bloodstone and Eyeball are OTP @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalfficialtumbler @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
Opal wants to die, Pink Lace Agate is a victim of alcohol induced violence, Bloodstone fuckin betrays Strawberry Quartz, and Blue Pearl tripped on a rock or something @smoky-official @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount @carnelianofficialtwitter @hollyblueagateofficialtwitter @pinkpearlsofficialtwitteraccount @leaderofultra1234567890 @dragonsbreathopalofficialtumblr @kevincipherofficialtwitter @sharkethystofficialtwitter @bloodontherocks @catfingersofficialtwitteraccount @bloodstone-official @rainbowquartzsofficialaccount @strawberryquartzesofficialacount @bluepearlsofficialtwitteraccount @tigerseye-quartz-unofficial @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzreplies @eyeballamethystofficialtwitter @chipamethystofficial @askpinklaceagate @emerald-official-account @drunk-yds-ota
(Aw ye, safety)