it's a dick joke™

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

actually so awesome and cool and fine and cool and normal to think about how obi-wan straight up didn’t believe anakin had any good in him left and resigned himself to that right up until he died but then like as a ghost but then was like and was like omg my specialest sweet baby boy is still there after all. AUGH

crazy making because I just know bro was killing himself with guilt like. you’ve dedicated more years than you ever knew him to believing he’s a corpse puppetting around the dead body of a person you loved but then you realize when you’re fucking DEAD it’s you who were wrong the whole time and he’s still there POWER WORD: KILL MYSELF

I can’t find it but OUGHHHHHH that one paragraph from that random ass inconsequential novelty Star Wars encyclopedia coffee table book that says obi wan woke up in the afterlife and the first thing he felt was that Anakin was scared in the same way he was when he was a little boy and then he instantly takes overdose levels of boymom pills

if i never see poolverine ever again it'll be too soon

i've only ever blocked the tags for two ships and it's codywan and poolverine. i can't.

characters with a dog/owner dynamic but they would have no idea what petplay is is so sad like i just know that fictional mans life would be improved if he knew he could get collared and put in a cage. but he cant. due to woke