pastel queer

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

via @jacubesilvora #and what if the ghosts that haunt us are kind

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

I'm 34 and it'll happen to you

marvel shows are written like that post about once upon a time