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#to anyone wondering why react this way?#odds are they drugged more than one person#and this way no woman needs to feel singled out as a potential victim#sends the message that people who do that aren't welcome there and they're actively ruining the night for others#and gives anyone who might have been drugged a place to go to get help (via @wingedkiare​)

Okay, I was gone for a week but now i am back home, back to epic posting

were your posts ever really epic

Every single time they’re epic, even the ones that suck shit

and this is the perfect example of when you know what the punchline will be from the very beginning and are still absolutely shocked at what you see

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

A reminder.

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

My 7yo nephew was over today and he has ADHD and he said sort of offhandedly “I have ADHD and it means I’m bad” and it fucking shattered my heart so I sat him down and was like “no it doesn’t, you’re not bad, you’re just different and that’s okay. Think of it like having a special ability” and I listed off some of his hyperfixations and told him about how smart he was about those topics but Jesus Christ I just wanted to burst into tears

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this