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๐ธThe Muppet Show:
Put the Lime in the Coconut ๐ต ๐๐ถ
๐๐งชTub Club๐งช๐ Happy Pride Month! 06/12/26
Googoomuck, stunning ๐คฉ in mythical angel ๐ drip๐ง, was having a great time ๐ and figuring out ๐คทโโ๏ธ how to dance๐ to a strange song ๐ต on the speakers ๐. She asked "what's this song ๐ค?" Lex laughed ๐ธ her reply "It's a Weird Al polka ๐ช!" (If you haven't ๐ heard one before, Lex highly recommends ๐ listening ๐ง to any of them. Al mashes ๐ชข current hit songs with polka ๐ช). Batrick ๐ฆ was trying to stay afloat โ๏ธ like Starry ๐ and Starry ๐ was thinking ๐ค of pointers ๐ง๐พโ๐ซ to give him.
Pip was getting down ๐ชฉ in her green sweetie party lewk ๐! Lex complemented ๐คฉ her on her birbhouse ๐ , and she replied "Thanks! ๐ I've been doing a lot of renovation ๐งฐ!" Lex admired the hard work ๐ฅต ๐ซก that goes that into redecorating ๐๏ธ and reno-ing ๐งฐ an entire house ๐ ! Exhausting and decision fatigue 1๏ธโฃโ๏ธ2๏ธโฃ for sure! Flora ๐ฆ was playing hide and seek ๐ซฃwith Batrick ๐ฆ. He found ๐ต๐ฟโโ๏ธ her with echolocation ใฐ๏ธ and pointed ๐ to where she was hiding.
Dorian, decked out in Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Fest NiceLobo ๐, sippin on a rainbow slushie ๐๐ฅค from this months' slushie๐ฅคmachine rental. He was ready to party ๐. They were catching up ๐โโ๏ธ on the dance floor ๐ชฉ, and Dorian was sharing ๐ฃ๏ธa story about helping ๐ค strangers when their bus ๐ broke down โ๏ธโ๐ฅ and Lex responded ๐๐ "That's so butter ๐ง!" Dorian didn't say ๐คanything in response because he was confused ๐ ๐ค. He's never ๐ ๐ฝโโ๏ธ heard that phrase ๐ฌ before and didn't want to insult ๐ฃ his friend by claiming โ๏ธshe made it up or was being nonsensical ๐ค. Batrick ๐ฆ was happy to see his cousin Batrick ๐ฆ on his Day 15 ๐๏ธ all grown up ๐ฃ๐ฅ, he was jumping ๐ฆ for joy! His cousin ๐ฆ was giving high fives๐ค to everyone!
Paul was rockin a purple hippie โฎ๏ธ๐๏ธ vibe, out of sight โ๏ธ! He looked refreshed and happy ๐ and said he returned ๐ฌ from a trip ๐งณ to Onion ๐ง River ๐. He filled Lex in ๐ค on this little known river ๐๏ธ while they danced ๐บ๐ฝ. It sounded like a quiet nice place to relax ๐โโ๏ธ and Lex asked ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ"Can you skate โธ๏ธ on it in winter โ๏ธ?" And Paul said he didn't think ๐ค so. SuperFroggo๐ธ was sharing ๐ฃ๏ธ his experience on the river ๐๏ธ with the other frogs ๐ธ and fish ๐ ๐, and Batrick ๐ฆ was quietly dancing to the YMCA ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ค ๐ชถ๐ค๐ช.
Caramel danced ๐๐พ over in her perfectly coordinated green and blue โ๏ธ๐ฆgroovetastic cheerleader ๐ฃ fit, cheering on a great weekend ๐ฃ๐. Lex's human had an interesting ๐โโ๏ธ but great ๐๐time at the sport ๐ฅ event last weekend but was bummed ๐ ๐ข it was going to be another Stormy Weekend โ๏ธ๐๐ฌ๏ธ this weekend! Caramel cheered on ๐ฃ "Don't fret! ๐๐ข, stay in ๐๏ธ and catch up on some shows ๐บ!" Lex did have a few movie ๐ฟ rentals to watch and a series ๐บ๐คฃ to finish. Batrick ๐ฆ was staying hello to Sage ๐ฆจ, who was wondering ๐ค why bats don't ๐ซ accessorise ๐งฃ.
Atticus was in their zone ๐บ dancing away in their awesomely coordinated ๐ autumn ๐ groovy ๐๏ธ fit. They were waving the lesbian ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท pride flag to the beat๐ช. Lex and Atticus were cutting a rug ๐ชฉ๐ฏand breaking it down. Atticus announced to the Tub ๐งช" I wish ๐ for all of us to have a great weekend!" Lex cheered๐๐ her approval! Batrick ๐ฆ and his other other cousin Batrick were dancing in sync ๐ฏ, first right ๐ซธ, then left ๐ซท, then fly up โฌ๏ธ and glide down ๐ฝ.
Schatzi was dressed as sweet ๐ as the dango ๐ก she was munching on. She was humming ๐ถ a song while dancing ๐๐ฟ. Lex noticed bits ๐ถ and pieces๐ถ of it. Lex asked her to hum๐ถ๐ถ a little louder ๐๐ if she was comfortable and Schatzi started singing "๐ต You put the lime ๐โ๐ฉ in the coconut ๐ฅฅ you drank them both up!" Lex was happily surprised ๐ฏ and declared she loved ๐คฉ the Muppets. Lex joined in "You put the lime ๐โ๐ฉ in the coconut ๐ฅฅ then called ๐ the doctor ๐ฉ๐ฟโโ๏ธ, woke em up..." Steve ๐จ and Batrick ๐ฆ joined in "And said 'DoCtOr ๐ฉ๐ฟโโ๏ธ ain't there nothin I can take ๐คท?' I said, 'DOC-TOR ๐ฉ๐ฟโโ๏ธto relieve this bellyache ๐ฃ?'"
๐ค๐ฉทโค๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐ฉต๐๐๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค
Thank you Tub Clubbers and Penelope, Rave Cave CEO for the inspo to create TC. Hope you're all having a good time and being safe in the sun. Hope you all got home safe from your travels or are happy, safe and comfortable if at home.
๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐๐๐ฉต๐๐๐งกโฅ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฉท๐ค
"I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin I can take?" I said, "DOCTOR to relieve this bellyache?" Now let me get this straight: You put the lime in the coconut, you drink em both up." Non believers: watch the Muppet show sing this song ๐คฃ๐คญ: https://youtu.be/0EoOVvGV_aQ
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Squiggles dropped by Sat with a hug ๐ซ for Lex because she was struggling with broken AC ๐ฅต and a broken sleep cycle ๐ซฉ๐ฉ๐ฅฑ. Lex leaned in and whispered ๐ซถ"You look fierce ๐ฒ today!" as Squiggles was silently writing down ๐ things in his head that he could help ๐ค Lex with by glancing around the room. Cheeky ๐น was excitedly ๐๐ distracted, playing with the toys ๐งธ๐ฆด on the floor and Batrick ๐ฆ was looking for his drink ๐งhe put it down somewhere, but where ๐ง?
How it feels trying to accept situations I cant do a goddamn thing about

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Hey all, TC had a great turn out! I'm still writing it out so it might post Saturday instead of Friday! โ๏ธ๐ค
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๐๐งชTub Club๐งช๐ ๐Happy Pride Month ๐! 06/05/26
Lex is excited ๐ but fully unprepared ๐คฆโโ๏ธ for pride month as it's like that skeleton ๐ฉป swinging in someone's face as they enter the door ๐ฎ๐ meme, but that skeleton ๐ฉป is metallic rainbow ๐ .This year has gone by faster ๐than any year in Lex' human's ๐คธโโ๏ธ life. Lex is only going on 7 months old ๐ฃ so she doesn't have anything to compare it to ๐คทโโ๏ธ.
Paul was getting his groove on ๐บ๐ฝ and Lex complimented ๐คฉ his dapper black, purple, yellow themed lewk and the progress pride ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐ flag! They started talking about small ๐ค wins ๐ this month. Lex shared "I got my finicky keyboard โจ๏ธ to recognize ๐ง my Tub Club (TC) ๐งช emoji!" Paul shared in return "I got mine โจ๏ธ to auto use the good morning (GM)๐ emoji!" Lex thought ๐ญ it would be nice if she also started using the good morning ๐ emoji herself! How cute ๐ฅฐ to receive a little smiling sun ๐ in the morning! SuperFroggo๐ธ and Phantom III ๐บ were happy to both be in the Everyday Disguise Club ๐ฅธ. They discussed various ways to inspect ๐ a perimeter.
Momo, rockin the good queen ๐ of New York ๐ฝ vibes โกwas having fun dancing ๐. Lex and she were catching up ๐โโ๏ธ on their adventures ๐งญ and were excitedly sharing new food spots ๐ฅ and details ๐ of the city ๐๏ธ they're staying in for the month ๐๏ธ. Lex was through the portal ๐ณ๏ธ with Krypto ๐ฆธ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ถ. Lex asked "How do you react ๐ฒ to something you love ๐ or agree ๐๐ฏ with?" Momo said she uses the fire emoji ๐ฅ, Lex said she uses the vibrating heart emoji ๐. Isn't it great ๐ there are so many universal ๐บ๏ธ ways to do that? Phantom III ๐บ and Sage๐ฆจ were staring in disbelief ๐ at a birb ๐ฆ๐ฆ trying to sneakily climb ๐งโโ๏ธ over the DJ booth ๐ชฉ to change the song ๐ต.
Googoomuck, channelling fashion icon๐งStevie Nicks a little, was singing ๐ค during karaoke hour. After resounding applause ๐ from everybirb, she bowed ๐ then she and Lex grabbed some snacks ๐ฅจ๐๐ง. The food got them talking about how you can tell a birb ๐ฅ๐ฆโโฌ is probably ๐โโ๏ธ in a specific area ๐บ๏ธ if they're talking about eating certain foods. Googs said "I'll go first: fish ๐ and chips ๐ฅ!" Lex knew that was probably the UK ๐ฌ๐ง. Lex said "what about Chicken ๐ and Waffles ๐ง!" Googs informed Lex "well ๐ค most people might ๐คท๐ฟ think that's a USA ๐บ๐ธ southern dish, but it's actually a northern invention ๐ง๐ฝโ๐ฌ from hundreds of years โณโ ago!" Lex thought we never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ can assume how certain traditions get to certain places ๐๐๐, and always, there's so much ๐๐๐ to learn ๐ง๐ฝโ๐ซ! SuperFroggo's cousin, also named SuperFroggo ๐ธ and Phantom III ๐บ were looking back to the snack bar thinking of grabbing another snack ๐ฅจ before resuming dancing ๐ฏโโ๏ธ.
Lex caught up with Dorian, who was rocking a different monster mash ๐ง๐บ lewk this Friday and dance waving a progress pride flag ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐. He was singing ๐ง๐ฝโ๐ค along to the DJ "๐ต You can call โ๏ธ on me (Uh-huh)๐ต" (a Raye song). Then the song ๐ฟ changed โญ๏ธ to Boys of Summer โฑ๏ธ remade by The Ataris ๐จโ๐ค and Lex stared singing while dancing out the lyrics "๐ต drivin ๐ป by your house ๐ก though I know you're ๐ซตnot home ๐ต" They continued on for a bit ๐ค๐๐ถ๐๐บ, happy ๐ซฐ that catchy ๐โจ๐ถ songs were in rotation ๐๏ธ. Batrick ๐ฆ and Phantom III ๐บ were having a jumping contest and Batrick ๐ฆ was winning ๐๏ธ, though P3 thought flight ๐ชถ was cheating, but Batrick ๐ฆ couldn't help it!
Pip danced ๐๐พ over in her sunny โ๏ธ cheerleader ๐ฃ fit, smiling ๐ and encouraging ๐ฃ๐ always made Lex' day! Lex' human ๐คธโโ๏ธ was going to a sporting event ๐ซ over the weekend โฑ๏ธ so started talking sports. Pip said instead of watching the Stanley Cup ๐๐, she was watching ๐ก Heated Rivalry โธ๏ธ. Lex replied "oh worm ๐ชฑ!" There's a bunch of triggering ๐ฌ๐ซฃ๐คฌ things going on with one of the teams, so there's a small protest ๐ชง to not watch the cup games. And HR โธ๏ธ trends ๐ a lot on Tumblr so Lex is familiar ๐ซฐ with it. Flora๐ฆ was waving her wings ๐ชฝin a way to mimic pom poms ๐ฃ which was impressive ๐ฎ! Phantom III ๐บ was wondering ๐ค how Phantom I and II ๐บ๐บ were doing back at the micropet forest๐ฒ.
Atticus was in an awesomely coordinated ๐ autumn ๐ groovy ๐๏ธ fit waving the lesbian pride flag ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท and dancing ๐ชฉ up a storm. They were gushing ๐ about the new theme๐ฆธ๐ผโโ๏ธ. Both Atticus and Lex loved ๐คฉ the wigs ๐ฑ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฟ and the special adventure ๐งญ๐ณ๏ธ. They couldn't wait to see where this adventure ๐งณ would take them ๐! Atticus was excited ๐ฅฐ to meet Krypto ๐ฆธ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ถ and Lex was excited ๐ for the doggy door ๐ช in the decor. It was nice ๐ that 2026 was recognizing ๐๐ the micropets more ๐ than ever before! Batrick's cousin, Batrick you guessed it, ๐ฆ was waving hello ๐ to his cousin, who he hadn't seen in a hot minute ๐๏ธ, and Phantom III ๐บ was humming along to the song ๐ต playing on the speakers ๐.
Pancake came in dressed as a happy โบ๏ธ orange dragon ๐ฒ! They wanted to show everyone a dance ๐ฉฐ that goes with a specific ๐ค song, so they brought their boombox ๐ป and started teaching everybirb ๐ฅ๐ฆ the dance. Lex asked how Pancake's been doing ๐คทโโ๏ธ and they said "great but a little ๐ค stressed ๐ฅ because I'm thinking ๐ญ about moving ๐." Lex responded "Good luck ๐ ๐ค with your decision! Take your time and I know ๐โโ๏ธ you'll make the right decision โ๏ธ for yourself!" And with sports talk ๐ฃ๏ธ still on Lex's mind, she asked a question like "would you still be a fan ๐๐ฃ of your hometown team โธ๏ธ or do you think ๐ค you'll start rooting ๐๐ฃ for your new area's team?" Atticus responded "home town team first ๐ฅ, then maybe ๐ค add โ, not replace, with the new ๐ area's team." Sunny ๐ป was just happy ๐ it was Friday and Phantom III ๐บ couldn't agree more ๐ฏ.
Schatzi came for a quick study ๐ break. She was reviewing her notes ๐ while she danced, a true multitasking ๐คน๐ฝ achievement ๐๏ธ. Lex asked ๐คทโโ๏ธ what she was studying ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ซ, and she said the revolutionโโ๐ฝโ๐ฟagainst AI data centers ๐ข, factories ๐ญ, fast fashion ๐ญ etc. Lex was happily surprised ๐ฎ๐ that revolution โ๐ฟโ๐ฝโ was taught ๐ฉโ๐ซ in classes still. Lex was as planet friendly โป๏ธ as she could be and agreed ๐ฏ these were important โผ๏ธ issues and continued by saying "we need โผ๏ธ to save the whales ๐ณ (still)!" Schatzi agreed ๐ค, and said it was sad ๐ข some people think ๐ญ of these things as just bumper stickers ๐ but they're truly worthy ๐ฏ causes. Scout ๐ป and P3 ๐บ were discussing ๐ฃ๏ธ how they could do their part โป๏ธ.
Caramel arrived with a smoothie๐ฅค in tow, drippin ๐ง in soft boho hippie ๐๏ธโฎ๏ธ vibes . Lex asked what kind of smoothie ๐ฅค it was, and she replied "I like apple ๐ cider smoothies ๐ฅค!" Lex imagined a nice creamy apple ๐ cinnamon nutmeg ๐ฐ milkshake! She wasn't wishing ๐ค for fall ๐ but it was going to be here in the blink ๐ข of an eye! Lex shared ๐โโ๏ธ she loved watermelon ๐ smoothies, and started getting a hankering ๐ for one. Caramel and Lex continued dancing ๐and started to coordinate ๐ฏโโ๏ธ their moves. Sage's cousin, also named Sage ๐ฆจ was crop-dusting ๐จ a little, but it's okay ๐! Everyone passes gas! P3 ๐บ was wondering ๐ค why some superheros ๐ฆน๐ฟโโ๏ธ wear masks and some don't ๐ค.
๐ค๐ฉทโค๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐ฉต๐๐๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค
Thank you Tub Clubbers and Penelope, Rave Cave CEO for the inspo to create TC. Hope you're all having a good time and being safe in the sun. Hope you all got home safe from your travels or are happy, safe and comfortable if at home.
'Plenty more, plenty more. But you're my hope for the night, oh. Gimme more control, slow down for the night, oh. Lemme know, lemme know that you're down for the vibe. Are you down for the vibe? Oh. We don't say bye-bye. You can see my eyes that I'm on the rise, oh. I believe body lies but your body be smilin' though.These are the nights I love." - I Adore You by HUGEL (with Topic & Arash)(ARTBAT mix)
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Movie Mondayโ"The Cook,โ 1918, is a delightful romp with Buster Keaton as the Pest Waiter who serves up laughter whilst food ends up where it shouldnโt. The movie was lost until 1998.
Rubber-neckers are OUT. Whenever I'm on my phone in public (or at work & today's post is brought to you by snoopers at a dr's office) i catch ppl craning their neck to see what's on my phone. i need to go back to a privacy screen fr.
Anyway I made this as my background and three people have peeped, then stanknosed me.
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Edit: made a new one, the superman dog toy plushie is genius o'clock

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