Sickstar's Joint

From earlier in the year. Your choice between just chubby, & berry. Fitness Fall-Offs For when you’ve put on just a little too much weight & are ready to give up on that New Years Resolution you & your friend agreed to.

She swears she can keep eating. She just needs you to give her a minute to catch her breath.

Is the term ‘alt-chick’ still acceptable?

Or is ‘health goth’ still a thing?

Can it technically still even qualify as ‘health goth’ if she’s teetering on the brink of morbidly obese status? At any rate, a shocked young lady, pierced & inked up, is practically bursting out of her cut-off hoodie & hot pants, pinching her flabby gut between her hands & staring at you, seemingly shocked that this is somehow not fat enough for you yet.

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I titled this one ‘In Bulk’

Get it? Her partner buys things wholesale? But all the extra snacks are cause her to bulk up too? I swear there’s a pun in there somewhere.

Get it?

Her partner buys things wholesale?

But all the extra snacks are cause her to bulk up too?

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I only watched K-Pop Demon Hunters in like September, & put MIra on a Halloween fan art poll since she was my clear favorite, given the fact she’s very spiritually goth for a pop idol.

And now she’s all big, bloated, & floating away, probably on account of some demonic reason.

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From over the summer. It was an executive decision. Dr. Mrs. The Monarch lost out on that last fanart poll, but while I was waiting for it to finalize, I decided ‘fuck it,’ I was going to just draw her anyway.

Outside her superhero side gig, Zatanna’s recent Vegas residency is going-

Well, it’s certainly going.

Sin City is indeed living up to its reputation, what with all of the endless temptations at every turn. And they’ve certainly had their affects on her.

Wait..

Did you expect her sudden manifestation of mass to be some kind of magical mishap? Perhas some kind of mystical malady? A curse of corpulence? A trick of thickness? Maybe a hex of heaviness?

No way!

Z simply fell victim to the allure of those all-you-can-eat Aramark (a subsidiary of LexCorp) Chicken Tendies, offered at the buffet just outside her auditorium. One is never enough! And don’t you even dare get her going about the dipping sauce station! We’ll be here for an eternity!

The worse part is there isn’t any sort of insidious plot afoot here either.

Nope.

The Mistress of Magic has no one to blame her new-founded fixation on fried fingers on but herself. And well maybe the pressure of three shows a night.

And the show must go on!

Luckily, the stage magician’s massive gains haven’t done much to affect her performance, despite maybe adding a breathier delivery, & a more glistening sparkle under the bright lights.

In fact, it seems as if she packs the auditoriums fuller every night the more she seems to pack on the pounds.

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Panam Parker from Cyberpunk 2077. Cyberpudgy instead.

“Unsustainable, Yet Insistent”

“Fest Strat”

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