Just A Thought

From the 30th Anniversary book (Translated)

I’d ignore her texts too. Like say she texts you back, you should ignore it, and then go to a place you know she’ll be and make sure she sees you, and look hella cool, look her right in the eye, then ignore her… 

if she texts you later and is like “why are you ignoring me? whats wrong????” be like “Girl, I’m not ignoring you, chill till the next episode…” and she’ll be all “oh ok.” and then text her a selfie of you wearing sunglasses and doing a peace sign… and be like “Sup tho?” and if she responds, ignore her response… 

just be like really intense.. and look right in her eyes and be like “Sup?” and wear really tight black pants, and stuff a sock in your crotch and be like “Yeah, I’m in a band. We have a new cassette out.” and give her a cassette tape, and be like “That’s not free, its $5.” and she’ll be all, “I don’t have a cassette player.” then you should be like “If you were cool you’d have one.” and then take the sock out of your crotch and be like “I can’t believe I stuffed a sock down my pants to impress you.” and walk away.