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are you crying that’s so hot

reblog if you’re okay with people being horny in your dms

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean

being shorter than most subs is actually pretty fun. having them lean over in public for permission like an obedient toy. pulling on their hair to get them to your level. or simply pointing to the ground to get them to kneel >>>

all subs are shorter than me on their knees <3