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bingqiu mad scientist AU

Sketch of my fanfic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71174931/chapters/185161361

They unexpectedly become precious in my heart.

ok but, this isnt a mermaid kinda deal, where you can just flip two bits and be done with it. a manticore has PARTS

theres a lot of other interpretations of em out there, but for simplicity lets say theres four defining Big Features to work with that i can swap around

first up, the back bit (scorpion tail) and front bit (human face) are switched, giving us a scorpion face. if we were being really accurate the scorpions entire head actually consists of a lot more legs, but were not, so it doesnt

then instead of a lion body, its a bat body, swapping with the wings and giving us, incredibly, another fucking pair of bat wings

this would be the bit where the human tail goes in but guess what

and then I GUESS instead of bat wings, the reverse scorpion would have LION WINGS !! but theres no such thing so we gotta go with the closest equivalent, which is just a big ol goddamn pair of lion arms

oh yeah. oh FUCK yeah. the a n t i c o r e

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

Happy Bingqiu week! Who got their books already?

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

you also cant do anything when the spirit eagles broadcast to everyone who luo binghe clings to shen yuan at every opportunity. he says "shixiong I'm cold..." until shen yuan gets under the blanket with him and shares his body heat by cuddling him the rest of the night. the spirit eagles show them having their meals together, shen yuan wiping the sauce off the side of binghes face with his handkerchief. them fighting side by side against monsters perfectly in sync with each other.

the immortal masters around you are shipping them. your favourite and least favourite students are everyones it couple. somehow the two of them together have dominated the leaderboards too.

Binghe finds two new things he likes to see Shen Yuan wear, the Qing Jing disciple robes under very specific circumstances

And Binghe's own outer robe around Shen Yuan's comparatively much smaller and more slender frame that he puts over his wife disciple to avoid anyone else seeing Shen Yuan in such a state and because Without a Cure of course flared up and Shen Yuan is having a hard time regulating his body temperature after the impromptu ice water bath. Looks like Binghe is going to have to hold his head disciple extra close while he's cleansing his meridians!

Shen Yuan wearing essentially just Shizun Binghe's outer robe

You're gonna absolutely hate what I say but I've been thinking about it for days... shizun binghe and disciple shen yuan joining a night hunt and binghe is at shen yuans side the entire time fighting monsters together.

One of the younger cultivators from another sect loses his footing on his sword while fighting creatures in the water and falls in. Obviously he's rescued immediately, but he's unconscious.

Shen yuan: ahh shouldn't it be a young maiden who falls in!? Luo binghe won't give a boy cpr!

So shen yuan opens the boys mouth and presses their lips together and blows in.

It only takes a few seconds for the boy to start moving and coughing and shen yuan helps him onto his side. He looks back at everyone to assure them their shidi is okay and instead sees wide eyes, blushing faces, and scandalized mouths covered by hands. Luo Binghe is staring at shen yuan blankly like he doesn't understand what he just saw.

Shen Yuan: wait does. Does cpr exist in the xianxia world ..?

binghe about to crash out: you had to give up your first kiss to save that disciple!!!

shen yuan: shizun..... i'm 20. that wasn't my first kiss

It's torture for Binghe. Shen Jiu, the white walls and pain are all he knows. Until one day he hears a noise and finds a boy slightly older than him in the lab looking around in shock. The boy, Shen Yuan, looks horrified by the blood on the floor, asking Binghe what he's doing in his basement. Why is he locked up behind glass? He fumbles around the buttons until Binghes door opens and he's finally free.

Binghe: yes.. I have a debt I need to repay to your brother

Binghe: now I have to act pathetic and harmless until shen yuan leads me to shen jiu and I can finally take my revenge

you also cant do anything when the spirit eagles broadcast to everyone who luo binghe clings to shen yuan at every opportunity. he says "shixiong I'm cold..." until shen yuan gets under the blanket with him and shares his body heat by cuddling him the rest of the night. the spirit eagles show them having their meals together, shen yuan wiping the sauce off the side of binghes face with his handkerchief. them fighting side by side against monsters perfectly in sync with each other.

the immortal masters around you are shipping them. your favourite and least favourite students are everyones it couple. somehow the two of them together have dominated the leaderboards too.

This portrait is dedicated to the story that I read and follow (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠). Beautiful Luo Yuan. Luo Bingha older brother! Very friendly stole a fan from Shen Qingju and immensely pleased ~

theyre such friendsss~ ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ