im not getting paid enough for this shit

“Listen, I had no idea this was going to happen-”

“-Okay maybe a little bit of an idea BUT I didn’t know she was still the dragon when I revived her!”

Not sure what he’s got going on there, but…seemed pretty serious. Maybe the guy was happy to see him!

“I didn’t know you knew Spanish, my dude! Can ya teach me some, too? I only know, like, ‘holla’ and 'moo beano.’”

“Back by popular demand, your neighborhood swordsman is here to finally spice things up in this hellhole. Did’ja miss me, Flapjack?”

@chilchacks

“Oh, no.”

chilchacks replied to your post: “I just want to be gay in peace.”

“Marcelle. Marcy. Terrible idea. Save the gay for outside the hellhole.”

“My girlfriend is a DRAGON, I can’t just GET OVER that kind of shock!”

“This is why having girlfriends in dungeons is a terrible idea. It’s like Senshi and that kelpie. But, that aside. This... isn’t for good. Listen - it’s now pretty clear what’s going on. Something along the line in your dark forbidden magics got fouled up, we ended up with more dragon in our Farlyn than originally intended. She wasn’t trying to kill us like the dragon was. So there was a lot of Farlyn in the dragon. She still loves you. But right now Sorcerer Kid is sorta pulling the ropes. So yeah, your girlfriend is a dragon, but probably only like... 15% dragon.”

@sword-of-saiqa replied to your post: tfw ur mom is Peak white liberal and you hate that...

I’m here for you fam

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“If you don’t want people to hear you, don’t speak out loud. It’s not complicated. You’re an ass but you’re not stupid.”