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Today I opened my little altoids tin to retrieve a razor... Only this time I wasn't going to hurt myself, I needed it to sew with. It was possibly the best feeling ever leaving it in my sewing desk when I was done.

Are there really people who wake up fully rested? Or is that just some sort of legand or spell you get when you go to bed and not look at your phone.

Is there some sort of magical power In men's shaving cream that just makes you feel super confident? Cause I borrowed my brothers shaving cream now I feel like I should go lift weights while looking at myself in the mirror.

Random dude: what are you doing tonight honney ? Le me: watching zootopia and eating junk food Random dude: can I join you? Le me: hahhahaha! Have you looked in the mirror lately? Le me: puts shades down walks away like a boss

Aslan (voyage of the dawntreader)

That horrible moment when your room is a wreck, and suddenly you lose your phone. The urge to clean your room intensifies by a million, until you find it that is.