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yall defending the same nigga who had this haircut + this style and called it a #look

“standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.”

job interview??? for what position???? sales clerk at hot topic????? check those raggedy ass sandals ho!!

and PLEATHE with The Last!! The Uchiha Massacre wasn’t even near as tragic as this- dare it be called- outfit

“post-apocalyptic vagabond” please the tears in his 1988 poncho represented the tears of all his stans once he stepped out in this mess!!

“decide to rock that Versace, Versace” 

you call these 2003 macaroni necklaces versace???????!?!?????

which 5 year old made them for him?? did himawari jump through time????

#himawaribeensavagebeforeconception

and yall cant call nobody’s outfit lost&found when homeboy pulled this mess out of orochimaru’s salvation army donation

sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass

what? with frog green underwear?????

throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99

at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.

you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called monochromatic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet

you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s

give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm

oh wait.

you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:

(in case you forgot this bullshit)

looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up

get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire

this is the perfect grade of good luck

“Where’d you get these matching capes.” “The fabric was on sale for like fifty cents a yard and anyway, it was easy.” “…. all right.“

And after Itachi’s death,

“What are you doing, Sasuke?” “Go back to sleep, I’m on watch.” “But… what are you doing.” “Adding a zipper.” “Wh…?” “Cold.”

Pretty soon they just accept it.

“Hey, Sasuke… does that mean you purposely put a purple curtain around your waist?”

“It’s not a curtain, Suigetsu.”

“… Like, why, though?”

“I like it. Do you have any other annoying questions?”