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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
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JSKSMSMDIDOMDNSNSH this is too cute i canβt
Out of context, this really does look like boyfriends reunited, or like, based on how the crowd is cheering, maybe Dean just proposed to Seth on the Jumbotron or wherever and Seth was running to find him to say yes, but silly Seth, he was running in the wrong direction. Definitely not like Dean is tryingto turn Seth around so he can punch Seth in the face down the stairs.
Angry Canadian Dad puts the brats in their 'Get Along' Headlock.
β¦..match was amazing. Had to make this.
You know that thing where you get so hyped about something that when it is great it still hasn't met your exceedingly high expectations? Yeah. Not this match. It fucking tremendous. The build up was essentially, 'I challenge you!' 'I accept!' But they turned it into-
Nakamura: I've now decided that Japan is not large enough to handle my charisma, so I shall venture across the Pacific and challenge the only man I deem worthy, you, Sami Zayn Zayn: I have been the backbone for NXT, constructing an environment of excellence for as long as I have been able to compete. However, my time as the champion has passed and I must follow my blood feud to the main roster. Before I go I shall accept this challenge. I shall finally have a crowd worthy of my exit from NXT. Nakamura: Do you truly think a crowd is capable of cheering against me? Such an ego you must have! Zayn: I never said they would cheer against you, but they are incapable of cheering against me as well! New chants will be invented, they will want to see you win but they will sing my song and cry my name as I exit the ring! We will give them such a fight that they will never emotionally recover for the rest of the card and they will wish that Drifter match could come be a buffer just so they would be better prepared to watch Bayley and Asuka. Nakamura: No one wishes for a Drifter match! Zayn: They will, I promise. Nakamura: You think you know this crowd, but you are wrong! They have never seen such talent as I, Nakamura. I remember who you were! There is nothing that man could do that I am unable to top. Zayn: That man is no more! I am unmasked now. The crowd feeds off my facial expressions. You will see. I will enter wearing an outfit better suited for an octogenarian with music that has fallen out of favor over a decade ago and they will not be deterred in their affection. Nakamura: That.... sounds weird dude... Zayn: I am their spirit! I have defined what an NXT champion should be even though I'm pretty sure I'm the shortest reigning champion. Nakamura: Is that for real? Do you want to fact check that? Zayn: It feels true and I feel no reason to look that up. Nakamura: ...This has gotten really long and I don't know how to end this. Zayn: Fair Enough.
How to shop for a street fight: A Guide by Dean Ambrose. (aka can someone please take photoshop away from me)

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Real Tin Hat Theory that I need to get off my chest
It blows my mind how they've introduced and booked Sami Zayn on the main roster over the past couple of weeks. Like when when he had his match with Cena, they were treating him like A BIG DEAL. And then at the Rumble he comes out and eliminates Kevin Owens, but then he disappears. Then all the sudden he is at Raw and interrupting a Neville:( Owens thing and it is kind of like Sure, but why now? Did someone just wake up one day and scream 'Fuck! We forgot to bring Sami to the main roster!' ?
Or, and this is where I go off the deep end, so the word on the street ever since it was announced was that Nakamura Zayn was going to be the match to beat over WM weekend. Everyone was talking about it dream match, amazing, there's no way anything is going to be able to beat it. And this made Vince upset, bc frankly he didn't make this company what it was by letting other people upstage him. NXT isn't his and Wrestlemania is his. So he's all - 'Sami Zayn is so great, I know the plan was to have him debut after WM, but there have been some injuries, he can take part in the IC multi man thing that we still haven't figured out yet. He is one of those indie guys yall are always bragging about, surely he can work two matches in a weekend.' So he puts Sami on the road, taking him away from the Performance Center, and one could assume away from Nakamura. But this isn't the Sami from last May challenging Cena, Sami just came off of a lackluster match with Samoa Joe and really isn't that far away from coming back after injury. So now on top of that he is traveling full time and has the pressure to have this match that everyone is hyping to heaven on a NXT Takeover, but also making his Wrestlemania debut with a cast that continues to change, so you know that it isn't really thought out at all, with guys that he may have never worked with before. And even though I shouldn't compare the two bc their characters and styles are so different, but Owens showed up on the main roster like an atomic bomb, he fit in perfectly and didn't miss a gd step. So there is that pressure too. I want to blather a lot more, but
tl;dr I think Vince got jealous bc WM32 isn't shaping up the way he wanted, so he is trying to sabatoge Sami Zayn bc he is petty.
seriously. that's not normal. I gotta go research everything Jack Evans has ever done now.
This is on me, and I know it, but I went from not knowing who Jack Evans was prior to LU2, to being able to recognize perfectly exercised floppy moves by glance. Anyways, look at this shit. Adorably amazing.
LOOK AT THE BABY!!! LOOK AT THE BABY!!!

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POWER BANGS 4 LYFE
Bret Hart
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks: SmackDown, March 3, 2016
You can tell Sasha isn't Becky's real friend, because if she was, Sasha should have pulled Becky to the side and explained how that outfit is just too much *TOO MUCH* and like inexplicably complicated. Like do that thing where when you get to Gorilla, look in a mirror and take 3 things off.
I just adore them both, but Becky is a cry for help.
Another piece of evidence in my ongoing series regarding Dean Ambrose : Fashion Icon
I honestly don't think he owns shirts that weren't shot out of a cannon or stolen off of a merch table.
Dusty Rhodes

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#this motherfucker #god bless him #and his body #and his face #and his skillzzz #uuughhhhh
I know they messed up some of the rest of the card to give us Lesnar/Ambrose, but I will accept this gift and treasure it. Paulie trying to be an adult and talk through the problems while Dean acts like a brat and Lesnar just fucks shit up is going to be going on for the next insert however many days left until Wrestlemania AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER! You can tell Heyman just loves getting into the verbal spats with Dean. And I swear it looks like Lesnar breaks into little cutesy smiles when Dean is Ambrosing it up. And even though I was weirded out by how much weight Ambrose had lost, he looks great being tossed around like a literal ragdoll.