I'm A Star, Baby

and he still insults me

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

[Text]: but i can spray paint a regular plate silver

[Text]: its 🅱️ussy

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

[Text]: OK SO i just got like, the greatest idea

[Text]: u kno how they like put notes in ur locker n shit?

[Text]: y not set them up? like break a bottle of ur fav foundation or smthin n leave a note in ur locker for them to find when they go to replace it.

[Text]: make it cute, give em a flower, idk, leave a lil kissy mark on the note, go all out.

[Text]: let em kno u notice them and ur rly interested in them and finding out who they are.

[TEXT]: Not sure I’d sacrifice my foundatiom for it but maybe an eyeshadow palette. I have plenty of those.

[TEXT]: It certainly would be fun to see how far they go.

[Text]: remember to make a huge scene about it, act like, super duper upset that you broke ur “favorite” makeup thingy

[Text]: i can tell u with one hundred percent certainty that ur admirer is a girl, i would never force some nasty peen on u

[TEXT]: I might be forced to try this little experiment. Just to see.

[TEXT]: Oh good! That one awkward time with Troy has truly scarred me enough.

[Text]: but thats exactly why i love u

[Text]: now that right there is tru friendship, putting aside ur disgust for peen just to make sure ur friends dick pic is popping

[Text]: OK SO i just got like, the greatest idea

[Text]: u kno how they like put notes in ur locker n shit?

[Text]: y not set them up? like break a bottle of ur fav foundation or smthin n leave a note in ur locker for them to find when they go to replace it.

[Text]: make it cute, give em a flower, idk, leave a lil kissy mark on the note, go all out.

[Text]: let em kno u notice them and ur rly interested in them and finding out who they are.

[TEXT]: Not sure I’d sacrifice my foundatiom for it but maybe an eyeshadow palette. I have plenty of those.

[TEXT]: It certainly would be fun to see how far they go.

[Text]: remember to make a huge scene about it, act like, super duper upset that you broke ur "favorite" makeup thingy

[Text]: i can tell u with one hundred percent certainty that ur admirer is a girl, i would never force some nasty peen on u

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.