as if you have 8 inches

me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying in the dirt*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫

•shota butthole pink •beat up skinny boy nosebleed red •the color of orange when u stare into the sun for too long •yellNO •its just fucking green •turq from scrubs •fresh bong water blue •indiget away from me •purp

This tiny man inspires me. He has pride, charisma, and joie de vivre. He’s going places in life. We should all strive to do the same.

“Who called you a bad dog? Point them out. I will end them…

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