Man, I was unprepared, I’ve never met a band
WITH SUCH
A LONG HISTORY OF
SO
MUCH
SMOOCHING
(NOTE: IF YOU CAN’T IMAGINE A ‘MWAH!’, IT’S NOT A SMOOCH)
THEY ARE TRUE TALENTS, DEDICATED THEIR CRAFT
THE MOST PASSIONATE
THE PUREST
THE SMOOCHIEST
THEY’RE IN THE 99TH PERCENTILE OF SMOOCHING. THE SMOOCHING OUTLIERS.
THIS ISN’T EVEN
ALL
THE SMOOCHING
SO
MUCH
SMOOCHING
HARRY SMOOCHING AN OUTSIDER
NIALL SMOOCHING HIMSELF
NIALL SMOOCHING WIZ KHALIFA
ACCIDENTAL STAGE SMOOCHING
NIALL BEING SMOOCHED TO DEATH
THEIR REIGN OF SMOOCHING TERROR MUST END!! (please never end)

















