Benni

I love when my husband says "Have I got a story for you!" Grab the popcorn, it's gossip time.

I posted a picture of me and my mom on Facebook in celebration of Mothers Day. Since my mom is extremely insecure about how she photographs, I went to town with a photo editing app - air brushed, reduced some wrinkles and lifted her eyes a little. I basically have my mom a facelift for Mother's Day. Best daughter ever.

I feel like everyone has the one unique thing that separates them from the pack. It took me 30 years, but I finally found my "gift"... Ready? Writing the most professional and respectful "Fuck You" emails. Although I've been essentially ghost writing for my boss, it's fun to know that my poetic emails are saying "screw you" to people who make 4x more than I do. We all have a talent.

I don't care if it's 50 degrees outside. It's sunny and I'm wearing flip flops.