Chicago Bastard

I finally framed this beautiful painting from @brandonloving. It makes me really happy, which is ironic considering Evers' role in Baseball's Sad Lexicon. #zombiezoo #tinkerstoeverstochance

Blackhawks birthday hangs with these babes! (at United Center)

Dear @themenzingers: I love you. Xoxo B (at Chop Shop)

My bro bros. ❤️ I am happy to be here. (at First Unitarian Church of Philadelphia)

Tiny Elvis™ (at Floyd's 99)

Cambridge is tight. Cambridge is tight. (at University of Cambridge)

Corpus Clock: Time Eater "The world passeth away, and the lust thereof" Too beautiful. (at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge)

Our path to dinner last night. #slippityslide (at The George and Dragon Inn, Sandwich)

@rapidsus! #iansparty (at Quenchers Saloon)

Tell me Tish isn't the cutest and I'll tell you that you're crazy. She's like the normal Martha Stewart. AND she's never been to prison. (at Tish and Pete's)

#twins #HueHefner #plaidissorad (at Duke's Alehouse and Kitchen)

@mudflaps88: unplugged. (at Quenchers Saloon)

Bumped into Vanny Devito. It always feels good to see some @hanksynyc. #hanksy #vannydevito #thepenguin (at The Radler)

THEY TURNED THIS BUILDING INTO A GIANT PRESENT. Tell me that shit ain't cute. (at Los Angeles Beverly Hills)

Hey @ottoband! I *kind of* found you! (at Pacoima Hills)

This is THE shittiest picture but I love @tenschicago soooo very much. (at 86 Mets)

The Bastard Girls in the kitchen for Cookie Day! #bastards (at Schaeffer 2.0)