so darling, darling stand by me

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

Actually the meaning of life is forcing all your friends to watch the extended editions of the lord of the rings at least once. Just so you know.