suddenly, pineapples

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

I’ve been part of a discussion on this before and apparently almost everybody thinks of a forklift first but none of us can say why we do.

Wait hold up

I will always reblog this

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post