not your average cracker

im gonna LOSE IT imagine you have a whole ass sword and some geometric fuck pats your ass and obliterates you

Buenos dias link

Just in case? In case of what??? You should be washing your ass everyday you nasty bitch

It’s a more polite way of saying they douched for you. If you were a real top you’d pick up on that

Everything about this post just sends me

I will say, My respect for Stephen King skyrocketed after this.

Okay, he’s got potential. :)

Look at the glow in her eyes. She may or may not have loved him before, but now she knows he’s willing to grow and change to improve their life together. That’s real love.

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you

also its ok to be the one to initiate all conversations. i love talking to my friends but its not on my mind 24 hours a day. if someone sends me a message im like oh yeah my cool friend who i like messaged me we get 2 talk now