CheshireGamesInc

If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

You’re always going to be young in someone’s eyes and old in someone else’s, talented to one and terrible to the next. The worlds never going to agree on a definition of what you are so you might as well ignore that shit and be whatever the fuck you wanna be for yourself.

my favorite thing about tumblr is that when you’re blocked the website doesnt just tell you you’re blocked it pretends it’s glitching like you look at the dashboard view of someone whose blocked you and it’s like oh huh there’s no posts here! strange! whoopsie! try and reblog one of their posts from their desktop page it gives you an error like oh man there’s some weird stuff going on and you can’t reblog this… probably our fault idk. who knows :/ it’s so funny like we all know we’re blocked but tumblr is in this situation our mutual friend who is like [unconvincingly] “whhhattttttt……… omg nooooooo of COURSE not….” when we ask if the other bitch secretly hates us. 

steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

Oh good I’m going to get a good grade in Being a NPC, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve