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Initially it was just because he ran out of his usual shampoo and body wash at the same time. It did used to be a 3-in1 but y/n started calling him a heathen for having only 1 bottle in use for a shower. So he had already swapped over to having an actual shampoo and a body wash.

But when they ran out in a brief and fleeting return home, he just used her product and actually he now understands why she uses so much stuff. He feels pampered every shower and it helps that he smells like her.

Something she hasn't seemed to notice. Thankfully.

Or she hadn't.

"Hey, Land-no. What are you doing?! What-Why are you using like cup worth of my shampoo!" Y/n screams walking in on him in the shower right as he's pouring, yes pouring, her shampoo into his hand.

"I uhhh...knew you were coming to join me?" Lando laughs nervously.

"I knew it! I knew my shampoo was going alarmingly quickly." Y/n groans then glaring as her arms cross over. "What else have you been using?"

Figuring that lying might just land him in some scorching water, literally she might just turn the temperature up and block him in.

"All of it."

"All of it?!" Y/n gasps putting her hand to her heart like she's having palpitations. Maybe a little dramatic. "Have you been using all my skincare too?"

Ok initially he wasn't but then he used her face wash and then he figured he'd try out all the stuff she's smothering on her face. Turns out there's good reason she uses that, it's made his skin have that same glowy and glassy look in his skin. He's almost offended she hadn't noticed the change.

"Maybe..."

"LANDO NORRIS. Do you know how expensive that stuff is?" Y/n gasps actually choking for a moment like she's pained by this news.

Thinking about it, he does feel kind of bad as she pouts and whines at him since she never asks him for money and all this stuff is bought out of her pocket. But knowing it's expensive isn't something that crossed his mind. Since when is body wash and shampoo expensive.

Of course, he's stupid enough to ask and the amounts y/n spends on her shower and skin care routine is astounding even by Lando's standards.

"Alright, what if I start paying for all of it and we can share-and you can show me how to use it properly?" Lando offers making her huff a little since she's still unimpressed.

"I should really report you for theft." Y/n huffs as Lando manages to pull her into the shower since she is actually naked and had presumably intended to join him before catching him in the act.

"What if...I wash you and do everything. Full princess treatment indefinitely as part of my apology for stealing your stuff?" Lando hums kissing her skin feeling her tension melt away. Not that it's hard, he knows the effect he has on his girlfriend but admittedly he also knows he as walking a very thin line of forgiveness vs more upset.

"The least you could do." Y/n grumbles before she fights a smile. "Can't wait to tell Max and P all about how you use my shit."

"You can tell them. It's annoying how well it works though." Lando grumbles while y/n laughs gently slapping at him which is a little loud with them being naked and wet. "Ow, baby. Kiss it better."

"Don't try that, it did not hurt." Y/n laughs shaking her head at him but kisses his chest where she smacked him anyway. "Since you're footing the bill for skincare I might try the more expensive stuff I was scared to use."

"Wow, exploiting me."

"Wow, thief!" Y/n exclaims clearly intending to use this against Lando for a while to work in her favour.